“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” he said.
“Yes, of course.” she answered. “Why do men always ask the same question?!”
When I was young, I didn’t like going to the weddings. My grandmother would tell me, ” You’ re next.”
However, she stopped doing that when I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Teacher: Maria! Please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now, class! Who found America?
Class: Maria did.